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So summer is almost here, eh(I STILL HAVE TWO WEEKS LEFT!)? It's freakin hot enough.
- posted by Erin @ 12:08 PM

 
Nose HOLES
So, guess what? I got my nose pierced! My friend Grace just turned 18, and has always wanted to get her belly button pierced. You can't do it without parental consent unless you are 18, though, so she's been waiting and waiting!

So anyway, she and my friend Kristy and I all went. Kristy got the little triangle part of her ear periced (she already has her belly done), and I got my right NOSTRIL done. AND OH MAN DID IT HURT! It was horrible! I was thinking it would be just like an ear piercing, BUT NO! PLUS, I guess my nose has thick cartiledge or somthing because the guy had to push so hard that the needle went too far and slightly stuck my LIP. That didn't hurt very much though...but everything else did!....owwwwyyyyyyy.

So it was bleeding all over the place for most of the night and I wake up in the morning only to find that the stud that the guy had put in wasn't even all the way through my nose. He had bent the end of it so it would stay, but the BENT part was just stuck in my nose flesh! My nose was swollen as it was, and the stud was not LONG enough! It was horrible! So I had to go back the next day to have then RE-DO it...(it didn't hurt as bad though...there was already a hole!). Then I found out that I would have to get an actual RING to make sure that it didn't close up on me again. I WAS FURIOUS. So, I just said put the stud back in I'll get an earring back to put on it. SO here I was with an earring back IN MY NOSE that is on too tight so that the stud was almost completely IN my nose. I was so afraid that the hole would heal back over the stud that I had to figure some way to keep the stud out of my nose hole. And guess what? A bobby pin works great. I stretched it far enough so that it would keep the stud between it and it is currently clasped to the stud on my nose. I know I look like a complete idiot, but for heaven's sake! I want the thing to last!

Don't worry, I'll take it off before I go out in public... but for now you all are my public. Laugh it up...I should get a picture of this and put it on here...
- posted by Erin @ 4:19 PM

 
Rainy, Rainy
Well, everyone, can I visit for graduation? Of COURSE! I'll be up there the Friday before and leave on sunday. UNFORTUNATELY, I will still have class at that point...ah, well.

So it's raining. And it's 38. And I feel like I'm in Michigan again.

My green tea has a hint of really old coffee mixed in while I'm writing this. And it is NOT a good combination!

So I miss some Hillsdaleians lately! Miss the drunken field adventures, and a little bit of the Beat, and making fun of the fratties, and hearing the Kappas scream (oh, wait, nevermind!!). The dorms? Don't miss them at all. I incurred three fines last semester, all because of a certain boyfriend of mine. I don't miss Saga either. I miss the PEOPLE! it IS the people! And the professors. Maybe I'll run into Dr. Riest!

- posted by Erin @ 1:25 PM

 
Funerals
Well, the woody van finally died the other day. Sad but true. It had had its little check engine light on for months, and no one ever found out what it needed! I had put oil in it, but it still would smoke, and run loudly and groan whenever I started to drive. I really think it had some sort of Van Cancer...it was in a lot of pain.

So yesterday, I'm in the parking garage of my school, and I went to start the poor thing and it just would'nt. It made a screeching noise every time I tried to. Poor thing.

Anyway, the hunt for a new car is on! (FINALLY!!!!!!!!) I will let you all know what I end up with. (Since you care soooo much).

P.S. There are a lot more interesting things going on, but who cares?
- posted by Erin @ 9:13 AM

 
Dentist
Guys, floss, okay? I have three new cavities in between my teeth that need to be filled.

If you enjoy needles in your gums, drills, sanders, cotton in your mouth and dentist gloves stretching your mouth as far as your lips will stretch, go ahead and forget the floss! Because as much as it hurts when you DO floss, it is NOT worth the pain and suffering that the dentists enjoy inflicting upon you. Plus, you end up drooling, feeling like your mouth is 50X bigger than it is, and only being able to smile with one side of your mouth which makes you look like a sort of retard with facial deformities. Not cool. I had to schedule another one of these hours of hell today after getting one filled and was trying to figure out a night in where I don't work. Who wants to be waited on by a slobbery, facially deformed waitress? Nobody does.

- posted by Erin @ 6:58 PM

 
PMS
So. I'm sure there are guys out there that are non-believers in the PMS "thing", but let me tell you, it does exist.

During this time most women are extremely emotional. Either very angry, sad, tired, annoyed, or just plain moody! And trust me, it is hard to ignore these horrible mood swings. At the slightest rebuke a girl might just burst into tears! She might cry while listening to cheezy Country Songs about little kids, lost love, dead dogs or fishing. She might even cry while watching Winne the Pooh. Or because her hair won't do what she wants it to.

Don't ignore the poor girl's tears, but be sure to leave her at a bit of a distance, she might just bite you. Comfort at this time is a thing welcomed but not. She wants sympathy, but not to be touched, and not too much sympathy at that.

Her annoyance tolerance at this time is very, very, low. Watch how you talk, burp, smile, walk, and chew. If she confronts you on these normal, everyday actions (most likely violently), just continue on. She will soon become so disgusted that she will move on her way and leave you in peace.

First and foremost, do not, do not, do not, disagree with her in any way during this time. The results could be fatal and harmful, especially to your lower region.

In conclusion, guys, if a girl is moody, just give her a day or two and she should be back to normal. After all, this whole thing is your fault in the first place, it's just so we can have your babies. And trust me, I haven't even described the weirdest part.
- posted by Erin @ 1:20 PM

 
Well...i am a delinquent blogger
I have to go be a substitute teacher, and I didn't realize what time it was when I started on this so i have to run! But everyone, I'm doing well. PLEASE keep in touch! I miss some of you!

My address is emack0430@yahoo.com

I will always write back if I'm feeling like it. ;)

I'll write another more comprehensive blog later, if I'm feeling like it.
- posted by Erin @ 9:58 AM